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Here's a weird one. Well, mostly. Mostly, I am actually thrilled that for ONCE someone noticed Megan Fox is not the only star of Transformers prone to crazy quotes. So, I'll stick with being happy. Though, of course, Shia is treated with a sort of sad "man, he's fucked up" as opposed to "what an idiot" virulent revulsion Megan gets on blogs.

I wonder if Shia is bad for men?

The paps will go right into the salon for their pictures. Of a star from BH90210. Wacky!

OMG You're a FUCKING NEWSPAPER. You can check that it's a JOKE. A JOKE. He was KIDDING. What is wrong with you?

Another perspective on Chris Brown's sentence. Actually not bad, does not make me mad and it's a CDAN link. A host of angels are playing Hallelujah as it's been a while.


Mischa Barton is anorexic! She's a big fatty heifer! She's doing it all to get publicity for her show! It's just sickening all around, frankly.

More adventures in treating twitters that are meant to be humorous as if they were serious.

Since Bricks and Stones annoys me, I'd like to point out that is headline, more than 20 days old, has a typo in it. Editing is not, you know, hard. Even before you post.



Well, yes, as Lily notes, it's fairly clear she doesn't really give a crap about going topless. So making fun of it is sort of silly. But I guess you can't expect more than random vicious jabs at people the writer doesn't like if you're reading P*r*z for some insane reason.

I don't think this post comes as racist stereotyping AT ALL. Nosireebob!

Leave her alone! But first, look at these pics of her pumping gas. And visibly irritated!

A pretty big blunder? A moment in time is a pretty big blunder? Oy gevalt.

A moment that isn't even what they said it was?

Xcrappyteen still thinks Hilary Duff is fat. Especially in those upper arms!

Apostrophes are not for pluralizing a word. AND ALSO: Nancy Kerrigan wasn't the one who went crazy and attacked someone. She was the one attacked. So we have bad grammar and a nonsensical comparison. AWESOME.

Keanu Reeves: doesn't like the paparazzi. Covers his face. Manages to avoid the abuse xcrappyteen dishes out on its blog for women who do the same. Keanu is also my 'male actors who are perceived as bad actors inspire none of the hatred that female actors perceived as bad do' guy poster child.

And back to Stephanie Pratt and her eating disorder. Nowhere is it mentioned that Stephanie Pratt really actually did not dictate the cover copy. And the 'you look great!' is a weird ending.

Every night xcrappyteen prays that Lindsay will be as profitably crazy as Britney was. It's so SAD for them, not making as much money exploiting someone's mental illness!

Faaaaaaaaaaaanfiiiiiiiiiiiction!

Xcrappyteen keeps it classy! And I'm kidding, obviously.

I'm sure xcrappyteen pulled out the celebrity crazy baby name thing just to irritate me. They know it's my pet peeve! They do. Or they're just irritating in general.

I am so sick of this story. I can't believe US Weekly is quoting P*r*z like he said something clever. She couldn't see him. Etc.